Aeon OOCs: The purpose of the mud is so I can kill you whenever I want by easily abusing the power I was unfairly given, to make up for my inability to do so in real life.
Ean OOCs: I was about to randomly set fire to someone.
Ean OOCs: But I think i'll go have some juice.
Delirium OOCs: orange or apple?
You OOC: It's not a good idea to subvert your urges.
Meatpuppet tells you, 'watching little old me ? i'm touched. wanna know where ?'
You tell Meatpuppet, 'NO.'
Meatpuppet tells you, 'no you aren't watching me or no you don't want to know where i'm touched ?'
You tell Meatpuppet, 'Yes, I'm watching you. No, I don't want to know where you're touched.'
You OOC: <clears throat>
Rob OOCs: Go back to sleep, Rafe. It's not really tomorrow yet.
You OOC: <blinks at the sleep-deprived hallucination> Eh?
You OOC: <whines> I can't sleep. I itch. I'm hungry. It's cold in here.
Someone OOCs: Drink alchohol, use powder, eat pork rinds, and turn up the heat.
You OOC: Oh. thanks.
Jestyr OOCs: Drink Heavily. Use that cream the doctor gave you. You'll only throw it up again, like last time. That's because you're suffering from heavy blood loss.
You OOC: <emits a long-suffering sigh>
Penny OOCs: air cadets RULE
Machine OOCs: Excuse me, but what are you talking about?
Penny OOCs: air cadets.
Machine OOCs: And what, precisely, are air cadets?
Penny OOCs: you know the air force??
Bokor OOCs: I think they're molecules in training to one day be real air, Machine.
Machine OOCs: I seem to recall something about an air force, yes.
You OOC: Air Farce? Do they have wings? Glittery wings?
Penny OOCs: well, i am going to join the squadren one day.
Penny OOCs: i'm talkin real life.
Bokor OOCs: So's Rafe. Just don't ask.
Machine OOCs: "Private Oxygen, what's your major malfuntion? You'll never get to be air at this rate, Private!"
Bokor OOCs: Ensign Argon. He never does anything, though.
Penny OOCs: QUIT MAKIN FUN OF ME
Machine OOCs: "Private Oxygen, get off of my ionosphere! Get the fuck off my ionosphere!"
Nia says, 'marie macbride was a barmaid'
Nia says, 'and the fairest lass in all the land'
Nia says, 'until one day in the kitchen'
Nia says, 'she slipped on a turnip'
Nia says, 'and she fell face first into a burning flamin' can of lard'
Nia says, 'and she was horribly blinded'
Nia says, 'and perminantly disfigured'
Nia says, 'and her uncle made her live under the porch cause she scared away tourists'
Nia says, 'and she made the dogs vomit'
Nia says, 'and the goats gave sour milk'
Nia exclaims, 'and all the nuns drank it and died!!!'
Nia says, 'fiona loved a man named greece'
Nia says, 'and oh greece... he was off on a journey of peace'
Nia says, 'and the day he returned'
Nia says, 'she met him at dawn'
Nia says, 'she ran into his arms'
Nia exclaims, 'but his arms were gone!'
Nia says, 'because the (something)RA put a pipebomb on his bed'
Nia says, 'blew off everything but his freakin' head'
Nia says, 'and he had no hair and he had half a face'
Nia exclaims, 'and his limbs were scattered all over the place!'
Rafe gives Provyn a funny look.
Provyn gives Rafe a funny lookin' bomb.
Rafe tosses the bomb back at Provyn. 'Hot potato!' he exclaims.
Provyn grins.
Akasha giggles.
Provyn eats a funny lookin' bomb.
Rafe gasps and stares at Provyn, waiting for the kaboom.
You exclaim, 'There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!'
Provyn's shoulders jerk and then he burps, smoke puffing past his lips.
Akasha giggles.
You chuckle.
Rafe dances around, singing, 'Boom, boom boom, let's go back to my room...'
Provyn shivers.
Provyn asks, 'Is it a torture room?'
Provyn nudges Jacobin.
Brandon looks at Rafe and slowly steps behind Provyn.
Rafe looks offended. 'Of course not! It's a pleasure room!' He sings 'Pleasure, little treasure...'
Provyn gets a Glock 23 pistol from a nylon hockey bag.
Provyn yawns.
Rafe eeps and hides behing a bench. He stops singing.
Provyn nods approvingly and sprawls out on a bench.
Rafe peeks over the bench at Provyn.
Stealth shows up with the name Rob Zombie
Jestyr OOCs: Ok, so, if you all don't want to see me yell or be mean.
Jestyr OOCs: You should convince Stealth that 'Rob Zombie' isn't a name he's going to want to try to use.
Jestyr OOCs: Because I only have one mode, and that mode is, 'Do what the fuck I say or I'm going to siteban you.'
Johny OOCs: stealth I strongly suggest ya change it..
Jestyr OOCs: Now remember, be nice about it.
Bok OOCs: I dunno... I've never actually witnessed an immolation...
Jestyr OOCs: You don't want to be like Jestyr.
Johny OOCs: some dude tried to use cartman...it was not too pretty..
Stealth OOCs: hmm
Jestyr OOCs: He'll have questions and comments about why he should change it. You should be sensitive to his feelings, while remaining firm.
You OOC: sensitive to his *what*?
Jestyr OOCs: Oh yeah, remember, you have exactly zero power, so don't get cocky. Because you're all just players too.
Stealth OOCs: *raises an eyebrow*
Bok OOCs: <sensitively says> You should change it, 'cuz otherwise Jestyr'll just pop you. <shrugs>
You OOC: Good man, Bok. Well done.
Jestyr OOCs: Bok is fairly down with the plan here.