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Rafe sighs..'Chronologically, I'm kinda old. But since I'm emotionally stunted, I seem much younger.'
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Someone OOCs: Explain how you keep getting killed
by the fire when it doesn't move from where it is.
Someone OOCs: We should just make FireMUD. And you can blunder around into the immobile flames all day.
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Shiffen OOCs: so...there's like...unlim pk for awhile?
Someone OOCs: kill Shiffen
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Kincaid OOCs: *glances at a pretty girl* So, you come here often? A pretty girl moderately injures you with her hit.
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Someone OOCs: the password is "I have a gun and I'm going to use it."
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Brygid OOCs: Tonight was fun. We talked about what
personality types do what in disasters.
Ripton OOCs: I yell.
Brygid OOCs: I speak.
Jestyr OOCs: Jestyr's sit there, make some popcorn, and critique others.
Jestyr OOCs: "OOooo, that had to hurt."
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Vitaly OOCs:.....what happened to my character?
Someone OOCs: They died.
Rob OOCs:........The mud crashed in the Andes,
and the rest of us ate him to survive.
You OOC:.........Tasted like chicken.
Vitaly OOCs:.....aaaaaaaand im gone
You OOC:........<Laughs> that didn't take long.
You hear the distant sound of crackling flames.
Largo OOCs:....did you kill everyone rob?
Rob OOCs:......Define "everyone"
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Someone OOCs: No one will exist after halloween.
Someone OOCs: We're nuking you all.
Someone OOCs: There is a reason. You just don't get to know it. Or them, I should say.
Aeon OOCs:......I hate you
Aeon OOCs:......That's reason enough
Machine OOCs: Will the hate be any different after the wipe, Aeon?
Aeon OOCs:......I don't know
Aeon OOCs:......My hate knows no bounds
Jacobin OOCs:...It's a great mud, but as all muds it needs players to appreciate it.
Brygid OOCs:....Not ours.
Brygid OOCs:....Once Jestyr finishes 'Mob 7.77", the AI's will be more intelligent than 50% of the players.
Aeon OOCs:.......mud doesn't need people to appreciate it. all it needs is water and dirt.
Brygid OOCs:....Right now we just watch people lick themselves in nexus plaza.
Brygid OOCs:....What would be different about making mobs do it?
Aeon OOCs:......Occasionally we'll remove a mob from the game and bring him back after 6 months
Brygid OOCs:....This, BTW, is not directed at anyone.
Aeon OOCs:......like my hate
Aeon OOCs:......it's all-encompassing
Aeon OOCs:......ubiquitous, one might say
Aeon OOCs:......My ultimate dream as a writer is to expertly craft a detailed world of hundreds of objects, thousands of rooms, dozens of stories, web pages and more, so that teenage kids can come lick each other in it.
Aeon OOCs:......I have arrived.
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Drew arrives from the north.
Drew says, 'please dont kill me'
Rob laughs.
Drew looks at Rob.
Rob laughs.
Rob laughs.
Drew sniffs sadly.
Rob stops resting, and stands up.
You pat Drew.
Rob pats Drew.
Drew says, 'nervous'
Rob says, 'It's for your own good.'
Rob suckerpunches Drew unexpectedly!
Drew attempts to retreat!
Drew leaves north.
Rob leaves north.
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Rob arrives from the north.
Rob HOWLS!!!
Saalshar says, 'You're so cruel, Rob.'
Rob says, 'Killed him while he was _sleeping!_'
Rob dances.
Rob says, 'I am such a heartless bastard.'
Rob smiles proudly.
Rob sits down.
Rob is done abusing Drew now.
Rob says, 'It doesn't get much better than killing him in his sleep.'
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Jimi OOCs:.......where does a codpiece and a skinsuit go on yer body?
Rob OOCs:......In your case, I think the codpiece is a mask.
Jago OOCs:.....codpiece goes on your waist, its a dick protector.
Brygid OOCs:..rofl
Jimi OOCs:......and vembraces are for what part of body?
Jago OOCs:.....they are 'vambraces'
Rob OOCs:......Okay, I've got to ask, Jimi...
Rob OOCs:......How do you spell things so terribly when you've got the name right in front of you?
Jimi OOCs:.......im in a dark room and cant see kybord
Aeon OOCs:....it's hard for him to type with his mom sitting on his lap
Jimi OOCs:......you mean my dad cuz im a girl
Malia OOCs:....No, your mom.
Rob OOCs:......I just figured those Fisher Price "My First Keyboard"s were awkward.
Aeon OOCs:....if it were your dad you would be on his lap
Jimi OOCs:......its in alfabetic order
Brygid OOCs: This explains a lot.
Brygid OOCs: Remove the keys. Then put them in alphabetic order instead.
Jimi OOCs:......ok now i need to know where to get good neckware
Rob OOCs:......They sell nooses at Kickass Klothing.
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